princesspeanut
princesspeanut
princesspeanut

Fuckin Tyga, I am shocked he hasn’t knocked Kylie up yet. He needs that permanent pay day.

What... what did your research uncover

Lemme stop you there. The honor of “world’s most humiliating Google search” most certainly goes to me from earlier today when I searched for any photoshopped pictures of what Teresa’s hairline would look like if she had it lasered into shape.

My guess is Kanye chose the outfits, and the guy likes the color black. Like... super likes it. A lot.

Even better, Siouxsie Sioux eye make-up!

They are very cute indeed. But why are they all dressed like goth babies? It’s the holiday season. Shouldn’t they be dressed in red and green? You don’t need to wear black because it is slimming when you are three.

I have a French last name and I do the same thing. Most people pronounce it in an Americanized way and like 75% of the time I do too because it’s just easier

I just imagine some lower middle class voter in Ohio reading this, thinking nothing of it, and then going back to ranting about how immigrants and people on food stamps are ruining our society and how giving the 1% a huge tax cut is a good idea after all.

It’s one of the weirdest things about them that they’ve never nailed down the pronunciation of their own name.

I’m guessing that this is a joke about the “Sportsman of the Year” debacle.

OMG LIKE I COULDNT LOVE JK ANY MORE AND SHE DOES THAT. I haven't had a reaction like that to a tweet...ever.

This was definitely a highlight for me. Kara Brown, you are my hero.

I LOVED Kara’s Vanderpump restaurant crawl. I remember laughing so damn hard. I’m gonna go re-read it now.

I miss Jane Marie and her HILARIOUS writing. Why does gawker hate good things?

I loved Mark’s article about his wedding to Alan. It was great and thought provoking. I miss Mark.

this look at james is the look we all have when he’s on screen.

Somewhere, Kristin senses a disturbance in the force and is already warming up the curling iron in preparation for a surprise visit to Tom’s to pick up something she “forgot” before.

Oh my god, another Jezebel post praising the Galloway Gals? We get it, they were very influential in the feminist/dinosaur film landscape, let’s talk about something different for once. Jeez!