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I have a cable subscription and use HBO Go to watch HBO content. I have HBO Max for free, but I can’t play it on my Roku TV. Now I’m losing HBO Go, apparently, the app that actually works there. Good times.

A couple of friends of mine moved into a new house and had some new neighbors over for dinner. In the middle of dinner their big, friendly dog, a hunting breed, was let in from the yard to say hello to everyone. It stopped in the middle of the dining room and vomited up a very dead but undigested field mouse, almost

Our friends Chris and Rachel have a perky little terrier named Leela, and a suburban yard full of bunnies. On at least two occasions Leela has sent a bun to its eternal reward (the first time Rachel saw her she shrieked so loudly Chris was convinced her mother had just died or something) but she had done her job! She

WHAT HAD IT EATEN? That thing was playing Winnie the Pooh with your toilet!

A+++++ for your snob cat who wouldn’t live in the doublewide. That made me LOL, then LOL some more. 

My grandma had a decent stretch of property with a little livestock and a barn. The cats and dogs generally came and went as they pleased from the house. Some mornings she’d go to the bathroom and find the bathtub smeared with blood and sometimes littered with gore and small internal organs. Apparently one of the cats

When I was a wee lil’ one, I lived in a small coastal town in Maine that was pretty out in the boonies. It had a deep water port though, so ships used to dock there and transfer paper pulp from the local logging for long journeys, so there was a lot of international ships.

So one day, I’m out in the yard playing, and

You seem confused, and your gap in information seems to be causing you undue stress and hardship.

This virus will alter this country forever.

The thing is, it wasn’t an unknown. We literally watched it approach like an army marching over an open field, as he stood on the wall with his back to the threat and said, “Go home, there’s nothing to see here, it will be fine.”

OMG, DICK TRACY!!! That’s an absolutely fantastic idea!

This is your regular reminder that planning and organization in the leadup to this, when we all could see what was coming, likely would have mitigated the effects, at least of the shutdowns if not the disease itself. Particularly with the executive branch of the federal government, which in all but the most

Thank you so much for writing this. I know the first things the police unions are going to say about defunding is “who will protect your women?”

Then when we’re dead, we’re so amazing, wholesome, maternal, feminine, doting, generous, soft, obiedient, and kind. We’re a blank canvass for whatever anyone wants!

Yes actually. Should they have done it a long time ago? Yes, but we are talking about a culture that isn’t exactly open to change, to put it nicely. 

Fake new! This photo was created in a Chinese lab! When set as a background, it enables Chinese spyware that sends all your data to Secret Chinese data farms and locks itself to hide the evidence! The only way to unlock it is to vote for Biden so he can replace all the police with Gay Enforcer Squads that turn your

funny how the GOPtards think “Born in the USA” is a patriotic song and use it everywhere.

Found Scott on Facebook; turns out he lives a mere few miles away from me. I wanna find him and light a MAGA hat on fire in front of his house while wearing a Pelosi mask.

I had a high school acquaintance make essentially this same comment about Henry Rollins a few years back.

It just never ceases to boggle my mind how ignorant (or downright stupid) people in this country can be.