Fellow papillon owner here, and you’re absolutely right. Definitely a long-haired chihuahua. Papillon’s tend to be a bit bigger, and their faces are different (and much cuter IMO).

Or like a few of my relatives, “because abortion.”

Agreed. I’ve got pretty flat feet, am 40 years old, and Chucks are my go-to. They might not be my first choice if I were going to be walking all day at an amusement park, but I consistently wear them for 12+ hours on average days and my feet feel great. To each her own I guess.

I had my brows microbladed and it turned out great. The trick is to do your research and find the right person to do it-make sure you see pictures of their work and are upfront about how you want your brows to look. The only downside for me has been that I have oily skin, and need to get mine touched up at least once…

I never had much in the way of eyebrows to begin with, and lost most of what I had to ‘90s brow trends. This chick’s “after” is my wildest dream.

Clearly you weren’t a teenager in the ‘90s. It’s been over 20 years, and no, they haven’t. 

As a fellow government employee (local, not federal) I’m not surprised. The whole attitude of “we want you to be safe, but here’s all the things you have to do that will make you unsafe” seems to be a feature, not a bug. Many of us where I work could very easily be working from home right now, but the powers that be…

I live about 15 minutes from where this happened, and can confirm. I regularly see cars held together with duct tape around here. 

I feel this. I’m also very introverted, and while I miss going to movies and eating in restaurants, I haven’t grown tired of essentially being stuck in the house with my husband every weekend. It’s a good thing we really like each other. 

Same. I was 13 when this movie came out, and I saw it in the theater with my best friend. No parents. We were both typical ‘80s kids who’s parents let us watch whatever horrific slasher movies we wanted, so we were pretty desensitized. I can still remember how terrified we both were by that stupid simple glass of…

Of everything I miss from the campy summertime fun that was True Blood, I miss Lafayette the most.

Kudos to you for the excellent Men at Work gifs.

“I like cartoon characters that DON’T get their biscuits burned.”

Jesus, the bug-eyed one is giving me Mac and Me flashbacks. 

I think I have that dream about trying to find a bathroom or a toilet that isn’t publicly exposed once every few months. It’s always frustrating and weird.

I’ve wondered this as well. I’ve had two papillons, which obviously have much smaller brains than a large dog, but damn if both of them haven’t been two of the smartest dogs I’ve ever known.

My dad spent half his life battling primary progressive MS, so I know how hard it can be. Hang in there-I hope the infusions help, and you get some relief from the tooth pain sooner rather than later. 

I grew up in the country, and my babysitter during the summer months had chickens, including one huge Foghorn Leghorn rooster that was a real asshole. One day when I was 8 or 9, I was being a smug little shit, blowing raspberries at the rooster, when he flew at me with his spurs. I was standing on a small incline at…

Pretty sure I have that same trunk (and yep, still in good shape).