I fucking LOVE Bram Stoker’s Dracula, despite how campy and ridiculous it is (maybe because of, come to think of it). Gary Oldman’s performance is my favorite thing about the movie. I’m sure most millennials would say it’s utter trash and not be able to truly appreciate it for what it is.

All your points are right and all the author’s points are wrong. I’ve said my piece.

My husband said it’s probably just like in “The Birdcage”-aspirin with the “A” and the “S” scraped off. 

My husband and I were having this debate last night about whether Dear Leader is lying about taking it, or if his staff is giving him a placebo. The husband thinks it’s probably just like that scene from “The Birdcage” with the Pirin tablets-just the “A” and the “S” scraped off.

Can confirm. I know a skinny person who had twins and didn’t start showing until around month 5. And then it was like bang! All at once, big belly. 

Can confirm. 

It blew my mind when I found out that actor was Irish. I never would’ve guessed it, he nailed that accent so well. 

Ugh, god. I fucking hate know-it-alls. 

My mother-in-law is a know-it-all type; if I had a dollar for every time I’ve heard “Well, actually...” I could retire tomorrow. You’d think the woman was an expert on every subject known to man.

All the stars to you for “fuckroach.” My new favorite. 

Hell, simply where you live can give you vitamin D deficiency. I live in a state that doesn’t see as much sunshine on average, and my doctor told me pretty much everyone who lives here has some level of vitamin D deficiency.

I know someone who worships this prick, and thinks he’s going to save the world. I can’t decide if she’s naive or just stupid. 

I may have to read that... all things considered, I’d rather be in New Zealand right now than stuck in the Midwest surrounded by “masks = sharia law” types. 

I’ve got a pixie cut that’s quickly turning into a hideous mullet, and even I am more than happy to wait for a haircut. I’ll probably have my mom cut it if I get desperate.

I’ve been saying this for years. America has a HUGE empathy problem, and it’s finally biting us in the ass in a major way.

I LOATHE Steve Mnuchin and love Guns N’ Roses, so that was one of the highlights of my week. (Axl is his own problematic form of human being, but seeing that takedown made me giggle.)

This is so true. I’m a manager, and I have a younger employee who’s so consumed with the idea that a particular co-worker “doesn’t like her.” Who the fuck cares? We aren’t here to make friends, and you certainly don’t have to like everyone you work with to do your job well. 

Very true. I didn’t discover jazz until my mid-twenties, when a 50-something I worked with gave me a copy of “Kind of Blue.” (Honestly, I owe that woman so much.) I listened to mostly classic rock/grunge/metal in high school, but as I’ve gotten older I’m discovering so many other great genres that I love. Now I can’t…

I’ve got you beat by three years, and am now officially in the protected class age bracket. If we live in a world where ages 13-22 think “everyone” grew up listening to Beyonce, I certainly feel old. 

YAAAASSS. High five, fellow old.