I used to work with a guy who was kinda redneck-y. Nice enough fellow, but he came across as your typical cowboy tough-guy. One day in the lunch room a bunch of us were discussing our phobias. Mr. Cowboy Tough Guy said that he didn’t have many, but quote, “I got issue with fowl.” Everyone in the room busted a gut…

I’ve been a fan of Gavin Newsom for years (and I live in the Midwest). I really hope one day he runs for president. 

Irrfan Khan was a phenomenal actor (watch HBO’s In Treatment or the 2006 movie The Namesake if you want to see how truly great acting is done). He deserves more than a quick Dirt Bag mention.

EXACTLY. Both my mom and I have always looked younger than we are (probably part of the reason why her doctor recommended less is more for her), but if I ever decide to get anything done to my face, this is the goal.

I had breast reduction/lift surgery a few years ago, and I was so impressed with my doctor. He never tried to sell me on any other procedures, and was nothing but professional and practical. My mom later went to see him about some minor facial procedures, and he actually talked her out of a few things, saying she…

For me it’s classic rock. With everything that’s been going on I’ve found myself wanting more and more to listen to the music my parents raised me on (maybe it’s a nostalgia thing, longing for happier times). Lots of Zeppelin, the Stones, Allman Brothers, Yes, Creedence,The Guess Who, Pink Floyd, etc. The musical…

The arrogance is killing me... “Officer, you really don’t want to do that.” Are you fucking kidding me?!

“Really meet my goals”? Fuck off with this horseshit. 

One of the many things I love about the Irish is their casual approach to celebrities. I was there in 2016 and walked past Jamie Dornan on the street in the middle of Dublin; no one else even batted an eye. I spoke with an employee at our hotel about how Bruce Springsteen typically stays there when he’s in town. It…

You and me both. Mike/Joel and the bots are keeping me sane. 

Can confirm. I work in local government, and our elected officials are pushing to get everything back to normal, no matter the human cost. They’re much more concerned with the financial impact then the potential health risks to their employees or the public at large. Lately they’ve been spouting that “cure can’t be…

You’re doing parenting right. I don’t judge people for the subjects of their tattoos, but I do judge shitty work. 

I have never been more thankful for my decision to not have kids than I am right now. As a massive introvert who most days really only wants to be around my husband, the idea of being trapped in a house with a bunch of kids is terrifying. I’d have had a nervous breakdown by now. 

Watching local news is almost as bad. I’m an old who hasn’t given up the habit of watching my local news station every morning, but jesus, are these people driving me crazy. Between the repetition of “we’re all in this together” and the annoying fluff pieces, and the persistent awe of the anchors about “I’m doing this…

Childless person here. I must be the exception, because I’m revealing in my lack of productivity right now, and would encourage anyone else to do the same. My job has been deemed essential, but during my time off I’m feeling no shame in spending the majority of my free time reading and watching way too many movies/TV.

Jesus christ. I have a few Christmas ornaments handed down to me from my grandparents that I cherish. If some bitch stole them and then had the gall to pretend that they were hers I think I might risk a night in jail.

Is anyone else as sick of hearing all the COVID-19 platitudes as I am? Trying times, difficult times, uncertain times... and my absolute least favorite, “We’re all in this together.”

I’ve thought about eventually getting something in Tengwar too, I love the look of it. 

I work in local government, and couldn’t have said it better. The lack of empathy I’m seeing right now from the people in power at the local level in my red state is astounding. It’s truly profits over people. 

My parents are Boomers, and they both had tattoos before I did. It was useful ammo for when I went to get my first. Hell, by the time I got my 4th tattoo mom and dad came to the studio with me.