I find spiders beautiful and fascinating, and every other woman I’ve met thinks I’m insane for this, so it’s nice to know I’m not alone in my spider love. 

I likely wouldn’t have lasted that long. And your user name is amazing. 

I find Bradley Cooper kind of repulsive, so whenever I meet a woman who thinks he’s God’s Gift I know we probably won’t get along. 

That line kinda haunted me for a while after I saw Room; so true and devastating. 

Mine too, and I can count the number of times I’ve seen him cry on one hand. I think maybe I cried a total of 5 times during that movie. 

That and I Heart Huckabees are the only movies I enjoy him in.

This is brilliant and I can’t stop laughing. 

He was amazing in Collateral. 

Mine had to be removed due to fibroids, and honestly, I’m so grateful. I never wanted kids, and knowing there’s no chance I could get pregnant has been such a relief. Not to mention the absence of painful, extremely heavy periods. With the rapid outlawing of abortion, I’d be panicking right now if I still had a uterus.

This is so true. I usually get by by simply telling those who pestered us about reproducing that “my husband and I never wanted kids,” when the truth is closer to we really don’t enjoy being around most children. But you don’t dare say that, or people assume you’re some kind of monster, especially as a woman. What’s…

Michael Keaton was the BEST Batman. 

YEEESSSSS. I’ve always thought Sansa and Podrick belong together. He’s a sweet guy who seems like he’d be very devoted to her, and apparently has a magic dick. Sansa deserves this. 

Thank you for that. I just had a genuine belly laugh. 

How to put myself out there and make friends as an introvert (especially when I’d prefer to make friends with other introverts) is a question I’ve been asking myself for ages. 

I definitely coveted that hollow book of hers. Searched for one for years. 

Oh hell yes. I lived for those vacation editions. 

Eh, it was a different time. Plus if I remember correctly, the “junior” members either had to do double-duty with another babysitter, or were only allowed to watch one kid at a time. 

Yeah, it was the ‘80s/early ‘90s. Plenty of us were staying home alone for hours at a time under the age of 11. My parents started letting me stay home by myself at age 10, and we lived out in the middle of nowhere. I think I first babysat at age 12. The books certainly didn’t seem strange to me at the time.

The tone of this story really pisses me off... alligators aren’t fucking pets, people. Nothing about this is cute. I live in a state that just recently made owning exotic animals illegal, and am familiar with several stories of neighbors being attacked by someone’s “pet”. 

I had a hysterectomy about a year ago (the old-fashioned bikini cut) because of multiple fibroids, the biggest was the size of a large grapefruit. Managed to keep the one ovary the big fibroid didn’t eat, so thankfully no early menopause (late 30's here). I’m pretty good with pain, and the rest of the day after my…