Ignore them. These people are raising an entire generation of kids that can barely do anything for themselves. Their parents will still be wiping their asses when they’re 15 because god forbid little Braydyn/Braylynn have to do it themselves.

Lately every puff piece my local news channel airs has something to do with parenthood, more often than not geared towards “mommies.” It irritates the shit out of me, because the expectation is that OF COURSE all of their viewers have kids. As a childfree person so many aspects of our society leave me feeling like a…

I think a lot of people expected me to be in tears the whole time, and didn’t understand the relief that comes after the death of a loved one who has been suffering from a long-term disability/illness for many years. Not only that, but I had been mentally preparing for my father’s death for quite a long time. Luckily…

I know exactly where you’re coming from. My dad lived 30 years of his life with MS (and basically the worst form of the disease). When we found out he had lung cancer two years ago, his quality of life was already non-existent. He could barely move anymore. Instead of deciding on a plan for treatment, he opted to just…

As one half of a childless couple, let me just say-believe me, we understand that kids take up ALL your time. That’s why we decided never to have any. One look at my friends’ lives and we were like, “yeah, not for us.”

Jesus christ. I’m waiting for the day when parents start insisting that they should still be wiping their 15-year-old’s ass.

High five girl-my husband is the same, and he is fucking AMAZING at it. Every. Damn. Time. His enthusiasm is limitless. I feel like I won the vagina lottery.

My husband has always been a cunnilingus master. For years I didn’t believe him when he told me how much he genuinely loved doing it-I just didn’t see there being anything in it for him. Eventually I came to the realization that the man MUST love it based on his enthusiasm and willingness to initiate. And now I feel…

I’m a pale person with allergy shiners. My whole life I’ve heard “OMG, what happened to your eye(s)?” I’ve tried all manner of concealers, including about 75% of what’s been posted here. NOTHING WORKS LIKE MUFE FULL COVER CONCEALER. Works on both dark under eye circles and zits, and a pinprick goes a long way. I’ve…

I’m a pale person with allergy shiners. My whole life I’ve heard “OMG, what happened to your eye(s)?” I’ve tried all…

Ferrell’s Dubya was the epitome of political satire.

I agree with you. I laugh at his portrayal because I’ll take any opportunity to laugh at Trump, but he really needs to add more of Trump’s “loser” and “ok” gestures that he does every two seconds.

I can’t hate on him fudging the American accent-all men are hotter with an Irish accent.

I walked past him on the street last September when I was in Dublin-he was trying to be incognito wearing a hoodie with the hood up, but I still saw that pretty face and did a double-take.

No, it’s PERFECT for hate-watching with wine and a friend. Watch it any other way and you’re doing it wrong.

My best friend and I went to see the first one in the theater so we could get day drunk, make snarky comments and laugh. No joke, at one point when Dornan was on screen we both said “brooding” at the exact same time.

Won’t lie, this is exactly the reason why my best friend and I saw the first one in the theater (and are making plans for this next one). We sat back in comfy leather recliners with alcohol, brownie sundaes, and MST3K’d the hell out of that movie. I would’ve felt bad about talking through it but everyone else in the…

I tried to read 50 Shades of Grey once just to see how bad it really was. In the end it was all the “down theres” that did me in.

I had a guy friend once who cringed when he overheard me say the words “vagina sweat” to his girlfriend. We both bombarded him with “Vagina sweat! Vagina sweat!” for a few minutes. My husband just sat back and laughed.

I love men and consider myself pretty hetero, but when I saw that woman in Casino Royale all I could think was DAY-UM. And to have such a sexy voice in addition to that face/body? It’s ridiculous.