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Jesus christ, SO MUCH THIS. I know it’s harder to design clothes for women because we come in such a wide range of shapes, but lord, I’d really love to find a store that carries some basics that I know will be around for more than one season. I have about 6-7 Old Navy 3/4 length sleeve cardigans that I bought last

Agreed. I’ve just recently resigned myself to the fact that I’m just going to have to get shit hemmed by a professional. Usually regular length jeans are much too long on me, even with heels, but the petites are just a smidge too short.

It’s killing me. I’m 5'5 with a very hourglass shape and 34F chest. If tops/dresses don’t have any structure, they just hang off my boobs and make me look huge. Not to mention this stupid “midi-length” trend with dresses, where they fall just below the knees. On me these dresses hit mid-calf and make me look even

Um, FUCK YES I’LL BE JEALOUS. I’ve met a couple of famous people, but none that I’ve ever been really physically attracted to-I’d probably act like a complete doofus.

Yeah, it’s the internet, so who knows. Although maybe standing next to Gwendoline Christie at Star Wars promos/premieres hasn’t helped him in that respect.

According to Google, Freddie was 5'10, and Oscar is 5'9. To be honest, I’d be willing to suspend disbelief for an even greater difference in height if Oscar could really nail the performance. Not sure if he could truly hit Freddie’s notes, but I can’t think of anyone else that could play him at the moment.

Anybody else think Oscar would make a terrific replacement for Sacha Baron Cohen in the Freddie Mercury biopic? While I wholeheartedly agree with Sacha on the reasons why he left the project, I think Oscar has the chops to play that role. AND THE MAN CAN SING.

Deadwood Trixie was so badass. Queen of all Trixies.

Which era of Bowie was it? Not that it really matters... ;) I’ve had sex with a ton of celebrities in my dreams, but never Bowie. I’ve always recognized that he was otherworldly attractive, but to my brain it would be like having sex with god.

I’ve seen some truly hideous Bowie portrait tattoos, and this one is pretty bad. Especially compared to work like this:

Ugh, it’s so hard sometimes. My Trump-loving co-worker let that news fly in front of me and our other two co-workers, both of whom think Trump is as crazy as I do. There was an awkward silence, and we just very quickly changed the subject.

Yesterday my co-worker gleefully announced that he’s a big fan of Trump. This is an otherwise intelligent man, with a masters in anthropology. I knew he was a conservative, but I didn’t know he was THAT kind of conservative.

Jesus, I’m so sorry. My oldest Papillon is 13, and even though he could very well live for a few more years, I’m dreading that day so much. I can’t even imagine having to go to work. All the internet hugs to you.

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Me either! I haven’t seen it yet but it’s definitely on my list. I saw a clip of this scene and SWOON. And not only is he a great dancer, he’s an AMAZING singer... it’s almost too much hotness.

You and me both. Even my husband was like, “Yep, I’d totally let you sleep with him.”

He’s about a year older than me, which means I have a chance, right? LOL. I’ve made it my mission to try and see everything he’s been in that I haven’t seen yet-thankfully it seems like he’s mostly been in only good movies.

Wow, the cut and color really suits you! It’s totally adorable (love the lipstick also).

So I went to see “The Force Awakens” for the second time last weekend. And for some reason it took a second viewing for me to go “Holy shit, Poe Dameron/Oscar Isaac is INSANELY HOT.” He is officially my new imaginary boyfriend. And now I can’t believe how many movies he’s been in where I didn’t realize it was him

Ugh, the whole “mom hair” thing is so annoying. I met one of my c0-worker’s kids for the first time shortly after I got my pixie cut. My co-worker later told me that her daughter, who was 12 at the time, said my hair made me look like a “cool rocker chick.” Still one of the best compliments I think I’ve ever received.

Congrats! I pixied my hair two years ago and I still love it, doubt I’ll ever really grow it out. I have a round moon-pie face even when I’m at my skinniest, and seriously doubted how I’d look with a pixie, but I think it’s all about finding the right cut. I was surprised by how many people loved it, including men.