Not all sugar babies have sex. I was a sugar baby. I literally cannot have sex because of a car accident I was in. Or correction I cannot feel anything so I never had sex. I was in an open relationship with my husband. All my sugar daddy did was take me to dinner. Hang out in his very expensive house. Buy me clothes…

God forbid you act like a decent person because you simply want to be a decent person. Nope it’s “you’re just as bad as us. Worse even! At least we’re saved.” Noooo you do things because you fear punishment. I try (try being the operative word.) to do things out of respect & a desire to do the right thing because it's…

It blows my mind that anyone can compare the two. A seven year old is not thinking about their body or anyone else’s in a sexual way. BUT HAS ANYONE EVER MET A 14 YEAR OLD BOY??

"But all the High End places serve champagne!"

so true. our higher ups were assholes who made us do ridiculous stuff that we all hated. they had no idea what day to day life was like or what our school atmosphere was. they tried to turn us into "southern belles" even tho none of us had inclinations to be like that. they made it un-fun and a lot of people quit. I…

A. It's not a shock that some women want to do this. I don't understand the desire but obviously some people have it.

feminism? oh you mean the "equal rights for women so long as they behave as I think they should" bullshit you throw around here? i know it's a shock to you, but some women actually want - **GASP** - to be a part of a sorority system like this.

WE LOST THOSE PLEDGES BECAUSE OF HEATHER'S SPARSE FUCKING EYEBROWS. I TOLD YOU CUNTS, BUT YOU WOULDN'T LISTEN.

Years ago, my colorist told me that she sometimes makes up some extra color for the client to apply in the privacy of her own home. She called it a "snatch batch".

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I bet you just have to find the right kind! I love the place I go to for glasses, all the girls in there help me find the right shape and are really honest about what looks good on me and what doesn't. I don't quite love the GIGANTIC LENS trend right now though, so I always have to battle them on that.

I've worn glasses since elementary school, and every single year the guy taking school pictures would want me to take them off. It used to annoy me that the they would say things like "Don't you want to look pretty?".

I just don't understand how the rest of the world manages not to get need campus cults (sororities/fraternities) to get over the shock of living alone for the first time. The whole system of frats/sororities is so fucking WEIRD to my English brain.

and OMG "men don't make passes at girls with glasses" is such a joke. It is THE EASIEST pick up line ever. "wow your glasses are so great". I can't tell you how many bar conversations started that way.

I read a short story once called Girls Who Wear Glasses (I can't find it online), but it had a great line in it... something about "Women who wear glasses are saying to the world that the eyes may be the window to the soul, but my soul is not so easily accessible."

you have to fucking straighten it hermione did you not see the memo

I wear contacts occasionally (usually for activities where I want to wear sunglasses), and I hate those comments about "you should ALWAYS wear contacts!" or "you should get LASIK!" Yeah...I work in an office and stare at a computer all day, so I would like my eyeballs to still have liquid in them at the end of the…

WTH...french manicure is tacky now?! Where's my damn memo!?

No, that's certainly possible, and if that's the case, it's totally awful. But yeah, I was playing devil's advocate (which I tend to do a lot on the internet, for whatever reason). I'm not sure I'd have made that joke in either case, but whatever.

In all fairness, if he didn't rape anyone, it's pretty fair to make that joke; almost self-deprecating.