This is one of the reasons why we are a Third World Banana Republic.

Even if they find out the kid isn’t the missing boy I hope he gets the help and care he needs. 

Nicolas Cage annuls marriage to Erika Koike just four days after they got married. [People]

Fellow recovering alcoholic here- I just wanted to say for anyone who might be seeking help look into Vivitrol! It’s a shot that lasts 30 days. It’s not antibuse, you can still drink while taking it but it prevents you from getting drunk and reduces cravings. I had to research to find this no doctor recommended it to…

Slap a B in front of his name as the ultimate fuck you.

Are we ready to unpack the mountains of squickiness that is the Celine Dion/Rene Angelil marriage?

Don’t romanticize this too much. There’s a big chance she can still hear Jared Kushner’s voice. 

I’m sorry, how do I sign up for this condition? 

“Cyntoia Brown committed, by her own admission, a horrific crime at the age of 16,” Haslam said in a statement on Monday.

She should never have seen the inside of a cell. She should have received a pardon, not just a commutation. She should be going home TODAY. Even in spite of that, I’m sobbing knowing that Cyntoia is finally getting her freedom.

Here it is:

Crap like this shows there’s a rift in the Democratic party when more established members like McCaskill can’t even be bothered to understand the platform on which their younger Democratic contemporaries ran (and won). The Mariah Carey “I don’t know her” defense only works for Mariah Carey.

Uhm No....Similar efforts in a less red state would probably lead to an electoral victory. Besides, the top of the ticket in Texas, Florida and Georgia especially pushed alot of down ballot races over the top.

Here is a thing I wrote yesterday about this very article:

Fuck her shitty ass parents. Bill for family vacation... I hope she never pays and it fucks up your credit forever, you trifling, nasty assholes. I hope Discover calls you nightly. I hope this article gets you hate mail.

None because I do my best and most regrettably unforced errors in person thank you very much.

Ew. Nothing like a preschooler with halitosis. Those kids’ dentist is going to make a mint from those kids.

I’m fucking sick of the wackjob vegan and/or health nut sanctimommies. I have a friend who’s now gone full on anti-vaxxer, and the only reason I’m still FB friends with her is so I can hate-follow her and see what demented bullshit she’s trying on her kids next. The other day she posted something about how her she…

Creepy fish and russian humour, that’s one heck of a combination