Let’s pour one out for State Rep. Dr. Betty Price (R-Georgia Suburbs), the wife of former US Rep and former Sec. of HHS Dr. Tom Price*, who asked last year “about the legality of quarantining HIV patients to stop the spread of the virus that causes AIDS.” She lost her seat to a Democratic woman. BYE, BITCH.

Nothing could be more American than refusing to do something that benefits other people.

They’re also the first people to holler “DICTATOR!1!! FASCIST!!” at politicians who simply disagree with them (Obama/Hillary), while not just ignoring but CHEERING along the textbook, step-by-step, scene-for-scene copy of real dictators’ rise to power right in front of their eyes.

Only if he also loses all forms of communication. No arms and a mute like in the Metallica video for “One.” He’s not smart enough to learn to speak in Morse Code.

My most kind, empathetic, and sensitive friend sent me a text rant yesterday that she is full of FIRE AND BRIMSTONE and ready to BURN IT ALL DOWN, and she hopes he dies in a painful castration accident. 

*white men

I have never felt this level of hatred and disgust towards another human being that I feel for trump. There is literally nothing that could happen to him that would make me feel any amount of sorrow or sympathy.

Where is all their precious due process? What happened to innocent until proven guilty? Oh I guess that only works for men being accused of shit. 

Come on. Give her credit. Nobody fucks people the fuck up like billionaires and their heirs. They do it on a mass scale.

Film reimagining: A 12 hour period wherein women get revenge on the men who hurt them and they won’t be charged for it: the purge

I hope the Secret Service changes his nickname to ‘champignon’. They can tell him it means champion. He won’t know the difference. 

Per Stormy’s description, it’s a small white button champignon.

when i read about his “youthful” racist attack that left a man blind i lost my love for Marky Mark. he reminds me too much of Mel Gibson. Hateful, roided and over rated.

Ugh, gators! HE WAS RIGHT THERE. All moist and pink and chompable and YOU DIDN’T TAKE EVEN A NIBBLE???? You have let down your PR man, Sterling Archer!

The phrase: “The mother of all meltdowns,” attached to Serena when male tennis players like Andy Roddick and the guy literally famous for his short temper, John Fucking McEnroe really REALLY puts into light how sexist tennis is.

maybe it’s an orange thing?

For context, here is his full Montana speech

1. Anyone who’s been taught how to drive a large box truck should have been taught about height issues.

Wouldn’t matter, aside from closing it entirely which would likely be a massive hassle.

We have a train bridge like this in my city. It is on a road that has 10 signs before you get on it that say “No Commercial Traffic” and “No Trucks” and “Low Bridge”. Once on the road, there are signs every few hundred feet warning…