I have a theory that Angela would be the most successful bank robber ever. Any witness would describe her age as between 25 to 35. She would NEVER get caught.

Idk man, at least my feathery friend didn’t dodge the draft. He’s doing his best to overcome his PTSD and take care of his nephews and shit, at least put some respect there.

I am not actually a goat, but goats are fantastic.

Maybe it’s because I’m now an old, but I just do not understand all of these kids and their face tattoos. They always look terrible. Am I missing something?

Don Jr. is almost violently ugly.  So’s Tonsil-stone Cruz.  Good luck Kimberly Guilfoyle, hope you kept your stash of dick pics, you'll need 'em. 

Also from his interview-

This is kinda mean, but I honestly thought that last pic was of Elon and his two kids.

Ugh. That quote about donating to the GOP reminds me of all the women I know who have 100% liberal or democratic political views, but who are registered Republican because their husband/father/whatever-dude-in-their-life told them “you’ll never be listened to by the local government unless you’re a registered…

I’m not liking how carrying naloxone is being reported like it’s a bad thing. If you or your friends are at risk of overdosing (or just at all likely to be using heroin/opiates), then carrying naloxone and knowing how to use it is a great idea. I sometimes work at a clinic that provides drug users with free…

From Jason Isbell:

I went googling for a Dumbo Bambie hybrid expecting the internet to fail me... I give you the glory that is Dumbie.

are you new here 

A Bryan Goldberg machine is a device designed to perform a simple task incorrectly.

Home renovations and such that are currently banned but pre-existing ones are grandfathered in. That illegal patio was put in when in was actually legal, it can stay.

technically its an incel phone

I can’t even wrap my head around why people want to have one child. And I have two of them!

And, if you don’t know what it’s like to have the entire world openly criticize, judge, throw uninformed opinions,

I think about this everyday. On the outside I am a fairly successful attorney/writer working in nonprofit in DC. I volunteer, I went to law school as a second career late in life. I travel extensively and I’m a photographer who takes pretty good wildlife shots.

Nobody is beating Dr. Narwahls Mating.

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