So... the network that showed us this:

That's why John Howard doesn't film my poop videos. Cutting away would defeat the whole purpose!

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Anyone who finds the play call bizarre, or needs a conspiracy theory to explain it, simply does not know Pete Carroll. This is his bag, baby. This is the guy who passed for a touchdown with 6 seconds remaining in the first half, when the conventional wisdom is to kick the field goal every time. This is the guy who…

Hey, remember everyone, Pete Caroll is a 9/11 truther so force a bunch of tired jokes about it so you can get those +1s

Maybe there was a third play caller, somewhere down the grassy field, perhaps...

Photographer: Would you mind putting your shirt back on for the camera?

In fairness to the hanger-on, he does get a free "Yo Soy Feces" shirt.

If you think he's gonna put on a shirt in August, you're at least a month early.

It looks like he may already be on a porn set.

Listen, he just mastered pants. August should be enough time for him to figure out how to work a shirt.

"Hey, is it cool if the parrot watches?"

I've seen it somewhere...

That rounded, smooth head...

Those beady, forlorn eyes....

I assume he was "up for whatever."

"Throw a little snow into the mix, and anything can happen."

We can expect a second (significantly more muscled) naked man in a few hours.

Manziel: "Yes, hello ma'am I'm calling because I need help. I'm a addic..."