You could probably even get him to hold up a “Bush Did 9/11” sign.

Holy shit what is this

“A Marlin isn’t a flounder.”

“It feels like I forgot a lot about me.”

I have to chaperone a preschool field trip today, Okay?

“That’s why I’ve had 15 children by 15 women.”

do not make a fire of something that was just an ember burning badly. Let this burn out with me facing up to it, as it should be.

“I swear it’s not jingoism.”

Holy shit +1

This. Similar to Dan Patrick. Only problem is that dilutes his NBA access.

Playboy

As a Bayern fan, this makes me sad. Gotta respect Messi though. What a match. This whole final four is pretty loaded.

And some brewskis at Ms. Mae’s.

Well, we know Pete Carroll is interested in reading this.

Actually, Carrie Champion was on SVP yesterday and they tackled the DV subject for awhile.

“Man, that’s a pair of nappy headed hoes.”

I just wanna buy some L.A. Gear.