Oopps you missed me! Walked right by me!

When you said "dirty secret," I thought you were going to drop a gay romance joke.

Well.

How do you get on SweetWater's mailing list? I want this.

Come on guys.

This belongs in the "Deadspin Top 40."

So what happen to Deadspin's HOF ballot this year?

I guess this will do:

How is Rick Reilly exempt here?

Will it be this Bear?

Does this remind anyone of the chestburster scene from Alien?

Accordingly, William and Kate contacted him to see if they could meet for breakfast during their time here. He aptly responded:

Vibe: Piles is an interesting name for a rapper, how did you get that nickname?

Also regarded as "Oilers GM embracing Lake Flaccid."

But taken all together, fact and fiction, Plies is unquestionably real.

"Why?"

Or Jim McMahon: