You are winning the day sir.

+1

49er 4 Life.

Probably was this dude from Simmons last mailbag:

[Sweating]

"Now that's what I call a delicious drink."

That's why you lie about your "prowess." You are a lonely loser who can't get a date. So come out of the closet and I guarantee you'll get male dates.

MNF should be 2nd, easy.

Fantastic stuff guys. Keep pieces like this a'comin.

You're a great quarterback!

Dan Graziano? Oof.

Media day was a blast!

"Anything done in the name of fisting is a worthwhile cause."

Bedrosian played for the Phillies that season, sir.

Miller went on to further explain to the Russians that this version of Uncle Sam is actually trans, and used to go by "Samantha."

It is Mecca. It's like, nobody buys a roundtrip to Bristol."

"Understandable but inexcusable."

Chief-On-Chief Violence.

Stephen Hawking gives this a +1.

Terry Bradshaw once attempted a self-made tattoo of "12" on his head, but he couldn't count that high.