+1

I just taste for the first time a twinkie..MAN GOD BLESS AMERICA

What's the most memorable stand-up performance you've ever seen live?

Holy shit. +1

What do you get when you mix NBA players, EPL players, London?

No gaying up the Russian kids.

Most people would say he's more of a dick actually.

"Looks normal to me."

+0.093

A-HOG

Pantsless obscenity...

Ahhhhhhhh... pleats.

Lexington Steele Narrates BBC Promo

This is why we need to kill all of the breeds.

♫I said give me two pairs
(cause) I need two pairs
So I can get to stomping a john in my air force ones
(Big boys) stomping a john in my air force ones♫

Well, it's a better tagline than what Magic Johnson has on his:

So I made choices, difficult choices, choices that I would have preferred to avoid.

In Pastor Tim's defense, it's 45 seconds longer than any Rick Pitino servicing.