There’s a stupid, but great joke from this show I still remember. Will set Hillary with a guy that had a beauty mark for a double date, which she just couldn’t stop staring at.

The company’s process involves sealing a body into a capsule with plant matter; microbes then break it all down over the course of about 30. The end result...

You come back from the brain fog of graves when your thyroid production is regulated.

Madsen had researched murder and dismemberment prior to Wall’s death, and he brought tools onto the submarine used to tie her up and kill her. He texted two people before the murder, saying Wall “should be tied up and tortured aboard the sub,” and “that ‘he had planned the perfect murder, one that would be a ‘great…

Yes so true! I think mine said soda? SOO-DA SOOOO-DA

Oh shit sorry, bad habit. I blame my own bias to assume someone doing this sort of project would naturally be a male identifying. Not an excuse, I will try to do better next time

I couldn’t think of anything more heartwarming than a couple of bros in the Hamptons with tens of thousands of dollars to spare enriching themselves so they can make a post about it on Facebook during a time when people are struggling to make rent, and organizations are desperate for donations!

It means not to expect the same characteristics out of different items. A Honda Civic and a Peterbilt truck are both motor vehicles, but if you’re faulting the Civic’s towing capacity or the Peterbilt’s fuel efficiency relative to the other, you’re missing the point. Likewise if you fault oranges for making bad pie…

Worth mentioning again.

Also Lil Dickey has collaborated with domestic abuser Chris Brown...

Perhaps Kelly was trying to not be a dick by posting a bunch of beach photos? 

Thank you! I’m like the woman is working, she’s just WFH in a better location. Hello, I’d love to WFH with a view of the beach!

Every kid is different. There might be developmental or emotional issues we don’t know about. Maybe back off the criticism of a strangers parenting?

I knew you’d show up before long, Greg Pikitis.

It’s literally a coronavirus relief thing, so just enjoy whatever it ends up being.

Well they addressed that in the show. He just stopped drinking beer.

PARKS AND REC GIF THREAD ARE GO

:: RUNS AROUND SCREAMING LIKE A BIRTHDAY GIRL ::

Calm down. No one is spitting in your face for keeping your stimulus check. For fuck’s sake...