There’s a lot of the intro to “Sexual Healing” in the second half, too. This song is really all the songs.

Also her kid is 100% Chilli and 0% Dallas Austin.

OMG this is better than the one of Tom Cruise jumping on the couch.

Dave believes in the “not all money is good money” philosophy.

The part where he not only constantly casts her, but casts her in roles obviously (and in the case of American Hustle and Joy, empirically) meant to be played by actors 10-15 years older than her is what absolutely skeeves me out.

He does sound like Michael Jackson! But then as the song went on, this kept swirling in the back of my mind:

YAS!

Bruno Mars is trying very hard and I recognize the effort. However, I am going to keep my panties tightly in place. Good effort though, Bruno. Maybe you’ll get those elusive panties of mine next time.

Came here to add his name too. This movie looks like hot trash, but I got love for Ron Funches. Can we talk about how great this scene is>

objectively, this movie looks horrible, but anything that gives Ron Funches a steady paycheck is probably a net good for society

Having a stranger buy you a car for your birthday is so much more believable than having Tyga buy you one.

Please allow me to decipher the language of the emoji. Cara surrounded a *sun* with *middle fingers* and preceded @victoriassecret with a *heart*

Dude who gave Kendall this car, YA BURNT! She doesn’t even know you bruh

As someone who was also in college at the same time as Donny Jr. and traveled in similar social circles, I can tell you that there are multiple sources who can confirm the drunken bed wetting problem. Also, as it might not surprise anybody to learn, he was also a frat bro. It was a fraternity that was mostly…

I’m glad someone else thinks it’s possible to be too cool for that shit.

Yeah...no. I, as a Black person, would not want my education money going towards protecting a person who thinks I am not fully human and should be treated as an inferior, enslaved, or killed. Differing political opinions are fine, but actual hate-group members? Nope. They can speak their views all they want but I…

“At one of the dinners he told Taylor he likes to be very secretive when he’s getting to know someone and hit Taylor with his famous line ‘I’m all on the low, take a famous girl out with me, no paparazzi’ from the ‘Versace’ cut he did with Migos,” the source said.