Um, as a penis owner, and the furthest thing from a vagina scientist, I don’t see how ANY of those are non-invasive.

This is not normal for Kim!!! She’s clearly still suffering!!!!

Catass, former thrift-store register girl; or maybe CatAss, former go-go dancer for a seedy gay bar; or maybe CatAss, who was once on unemployment....

As a former banker, this comment brings me joy. lol

Well the event may also have been Apple sponsored, so that could also explain her presence.

Same. And also, my friend and I have a running joke about how the business model of saying “no!” to every single person who ever talks to you while claiming to be “untouchable” could not possibly work out for her and then she lays this gem of sadness in my lap and I’m like “oh, honey” but I’m also texting my friend…

“Every single person I meet, I’m just like ‘oh God, the existential dread of loneliness is a heavy burden, please find me someone, anyone, to love me or at least touch my skin IVE BEEN SAYING NO TO EVERYONE AND CALLING MYSELF UNTOUCHABLE AND IT BACKFIRED PLEASE GOD ANYONE LOVE ME’.”

She looks really good in that outfit. Those boobs were worth every penny.

A) Yeah I have a friend - well former friend - who said she was looking for the one so had to date around a lot. I was like good luck with that pressure cooker. And yep she ditched me soon as she was on her 4th. Then blamed me for not being supportive or happy for her.

A) “I asked every person I met since day one, ‘Find me a boyfriend!’ Like, especially new friends too.” is one of the saddest and most embarrassing things I have ever read. Like, I literally had tears of sympathetic embarrassment fill my when I read it. Also, I would not be friends with someone who, upon meeting…

‘Find me a boyfriend!’ Like, especially new friends too. Chloë Grace Moretz is a friend of mine, and day one of meeting her, I was like, ‘You know anybody that I could date? Or love? Whatever’

“I asked every person I met since day one, ‘Find me a boyfriend!’ Like, especially new friends too. Chloë Grace Moretz is a friend of mine, and day one of meeting her, I was like, ‘You know anybody that I could date? Or love? Whatever?’”

I’m not going to drag Amy ... for this. She obviously got to go ahead and encouragement to do this Tidal exclusive.

That dude would last about 3 minutes chopping trees. Best stick to manscaping your beard little one.

It’s seem unnatural how unattractive the trump men are.

I recall that Fred Mwangaguhunga was a regular Gawker commenter. And when I googled accordingly, I discovered that some Gawker comments still exist.

As a Diane Kruger follower and truther, she has been posting high school emotional memes for a looooonnnng time. Also, I’m pretty sure her and J. Jackson split or were in limbo for well over a year or two now. He went from very frequent to non existent on her insta a long time before they split. And that’s when the…

And sticky. Don’t forget sticky.