“...when I gave birth to my daughter, Blue.”

This is a common clap back of Kim’s. “Oh I remember you sent me a gift when x, y, z happened. But now I see you’re a fake friend since you’re not kissing my ass”. -_-

i actually wouldnt think Bey covering whitney would be good because she’s not even half the singer whitney is.

That's true of many schools but, fwiw, not the Center.

Respect Bey to the max. I remember when I first head No No No (however many ‘no’s were in there) and I knew she was the Diana Ross of that group. I happened to be eating breakfast, in case you were wondering. There are some songs soon-to-be legends such as Mme. Knowles should stay away from. I wouldn’t advise many…

Yeah, I thought it was pretty well established that entrepreneur=”self-employed”=unemployed. (Of course, I’m also going to guess that at least 90% of the models, pilots, doctors, etc, were also lying on Tinder.)

Let’s talk about how you have to get to #6 on the guy list before you get to someone who isn’t lying. It’s not that there aren’t pilots and firemen in the world, but the dude on Tinder is lying.

Yes, because even though I love apples I won’t eat ones strangers hand to me. Something I learned not to do as a child from a movie...

Firefighters and paramedics have terrible hours. This is great if you have the time and the inclination to hook up in the middle of the afternoon on a Tuesday. It can be a real pain in the ass if you’re looking to date.

I guess my profession is on here (entrepreneur). I own a food business and during the time I tried dating apps, I was inundated. I had been a lawyer before and never had much luck finding men who were into that but once I became a business owner, not just any business, a FOOD business, men lost their minds. Most…

No, not at all. Stop being fucking stupid.

And this is why it’s no surprise that Bernie Sanders is resonating so much with millenials. Political analysts think there’s no way he can actually carry out his proposed policies, but they’re also being dismissive of the fact that the future looks bleak for the up-and-coming generation.

Who needs MONEY when you have LOVE, also, cardboard boxes and all the rats you can eat!!

Ah man, we have got some serious facial expressions breaking containment at the end of this thing...

EXACTLY. Like, I actively root against him ALWAYS. I am disappointed when good things happen to him. I kind of want to pollute just to spite HIM. It can't be healthy.

Wait but I want to know what he said about Matt Damon! Dudes being catty about other dudes is my favorite thing.