+1 bucket of ambergris

I love her! She is gorgeous, a hard worker, intelligent and has a great sense of humor and sharp wit. And I love her attitude, she really is a take-no-shit kind of woman.

She’s a woman who enjoys every bit of being a woman. I admire her for that!

I love Amber because she was smart. She grew up on the wrong side of the hill and she decided she wouldn’t just be a social climber, she’d be a mountaineer.

Literally no one is coming at me. I have not dismissed any trolls.

I LOVE HER, TOO. Seriously, lady is smart, funny, gorgeous, and takes no shit. She is awesome.

I LOVE AMBER ROSE

No joke, summer is the worst season. I loathe being hot. All I ever want is to need to wear a heavy coat. Also, I think some people really are just genuinely drawn to melancholy. The darkening days are romantic to some of us.

You are the wrongest anyone has ever been wrong about anything in the history of wrongness. Repent.

I’ll never understand how some women can hate other women so much.

Do you even lift?

“I don’t date black people” and “I don’t date obese people [when I am average size myself and have a certain lifestyle]” are not analogous statements.

Why does not wanting to fuck a fat person have to be for reasons like you “don’t want the stigma to rub off on you,” or because you don’t like your own body, or because the media says it’s “not cool”? There is nothing wrong with not wanting to bang a fat person because you simply aren’t attracted to fat people, or…

I think I’m done with articles where people explain who they fuck and why they fuck them, all framed around the phrase “I don’t know why I do, I just do.” They used to be interesting, but now... there are too many, and they’re all the same.

Peaking at 17 is a sad, sad fate.

Got this one.

Chicken cacciatore.

Wanted for Questioning: Tyga

Alias: Ass Clown, Idiot

Charge: Putting out bad music, banging a minor (clearly he COULD go to jail)

oh shit, i didn’t even think about that. Levels, b, levels.