That sounds like a plot line out of a Sex and the City episode, or a weird modernized version of a Jane Austen character.

It’s a reference to The Matrix. As in, they honestly think they have a clearer understanding of the world (meaning women are terrible, men are the real victims, etc.)

Why are they hideous? Mine look pretty decent right now, since I painted them yesterday (Wet n’ Wild Wet Cement - cheap, silly name, but a cool gray color). It’s only a matter of time before they chip though, which is probably my biggest issue with my nails - they never stay pretty for long.

I just moved to the opposite end of the country from my friends and family. I love hanging out with my husband and my cat all the time, but I miss hanging out with my friends, particularly my female friends.

This exactly. Spouses can’t and shouldn’t fill every emotional need.

Good point! A compliment is a compliment.

Also, who cares if no one notices? It’s not like everything women do is a desperate cry for attention. This glitter nail polish is for my enjoyment, thank you very much.

I JUST PHYSICALLY CRINGED AHHHH.

Not traveling related, but holy crap this happened to my cat the first week we got her. She had an upper respiratory infection, wasn’t eating, so the vet told us to give her appetite stimulant. Long story short, she did the whole foam at the mouth, manic running thing. I was not prepared for that.

Too many people I know think like this.

I just signed up for the Allure box yesterday, so this reaffirms my decision (along with Brandi’s reviews!).

Yes to browned butter in chocolate chip cookies. Joy the Baker has my favorite recipe. Sprinkling them with sea salt right before baking is the best.

I made twice baked baked potatoes with broccoli, cheddar, and bacon. They were so good. Tonight I’m making shrimp and corn chowder, as I’m currently on a Shutterbean kick.

This is the first and only MOBA I’ve played and I’d say yeah, it’s beginner-friendly. It also helps to play with friends (especially ones that are more familiar with the game).

I hate my haircut too! Well, hate is a strong word but this haircut is definitely not the one in the pictures I brought in. Sigh. It’ll grow out. Eventually.

My biggest issue is the shimmer eye shadows. If they were all matte/satin then we’d be talking.

At first I thought that’s what this article was and was really excited.

True.

It gets infinitely worse.