You need more natural beauty to get away with things like that.

I swear like 99% of the time, comments about one's face/body are inappropriate. "Have you lost weight?" "You look tired!" "Are you pregnant?" are all bad bad bad.

But like, a 17 year old supermodel.

I agree with this.

Should've gotten Erlich.

I don't have much in the way of advice, but I wanted to let you know a random stranger on the internet (me) read this and sympathized.

Ditto on vocalizing sneezes. Like, that is a thing, right? Even if it's a subconscious thing at this point.

Duly noted!

But she is an old(er) lady and she doesn't care?

Unpopular opinion: I don't like Idina's voice in that song. It's really nasally.

Why did Elle ask him about "his first time"? And why, after learning he was 14, did they continue to ask him about it? Why is 14 year old sex interview-worthy? Ugh, ew, why?

Okay, it looks like the ingredient list on Dove's website does not include polyethylene - I'm guessing that's based on the new formula. No idea if what I have is old or new, but I'm guessing old. :/

When a female student disagreed with him, he cut her off, raised his hands in her face and told her that only he was allowed to speak.

How can I tell if something has micro beads in it? For example, I've been using this soap but I can't figure out what the exfoliant is made of. Is there a keyword ingredient I should look out for?

I feel you. Unfortunately I think a lot of introvert articles going around basically amount to "I totally love to marathon Netflix in my pajamas!" which duh, is something everyone likes doing.

I'm not one for traditional bachelorette activities, so for mine we rented an Airbnb that ended up being owned by a former reality TV star, ate way too much Mexican food, and basically had the coolest slumber party ever.

YES. So excited.

I think you mean Piglio Griglio.

I trust you because you seem really in the know about this stuff and also because you're a dinosaur.