Ka.

I don’t rightly know how many commenters are still, er, A.V. Club commenters.  I’ve already forgotten the face of my old username.

Anyone else notice that they are occasionally given the power to vote down comments for no reason at all? I click the star and the number just beneath it goes down one.

Kinja - everyone loses.

Read through all the posts looking for Archmage and I’m now sad. Time for bread.

It’s not hard to put the twistie or clip back on! Just twirl the bag and clip, or twirl the bag and twirl the twistie! What kind of savages are you people!

You can bake them into croutons: #chaoticgood #heelhack
But, I often find myself pitching them: true neutral
Don’t feed them to the ducks: neutral evil

How about this one: My wife will go lawful evil the first time around, but then, rather than untie the knot, she’ll just chew through the plastic like a goddamn rodent, thus leaving a giant hole in the bag that cannot be covered. Is there room for a terrorist option in this matrix?

“More trouble than it’s worth”? You’re missing the best part of owning bread! It’s when you hold the bag by the opening, then lightly slap the loaf so it spins around and around, thus creating a tight, plastic coil at the top, over which you can easily fit the plastic tab. Nothing could be simpler, and it’s tremendous…

You save the bag clips from a few previous bags, so that you always have a few available for those situations where some diabolical monstrosity uses one of those pieces of “reusable” sticky tape.

Feeble nerd cred? Are you not familiar with the 1995 classic, The Net?

Plus tax credit, plus hosting it at one of his properties so he can charge a use fee. You know. What presidents do when they divest their interests.

Aww, I didn’t know you were a Republican congressman.

I’m sure he’d be happy to funnel other people’s donations through his own foundation so he can take credit for it. Ya know, the usual.

2 cans of cream of mushroom soup and 10 autographed copies of The Art of the Deal.

I donated all my witty bon mots from Disqus/Old AV Club!*

I would donate a million if I had it.

This is how it ought to be, despite what your gender studies professor says

Kinja says I might enjoy a heartwarming tale about how a man saved his two BMWs from Harvey. Thanks, Kinja, I will enjoy that!

Stories like this really make me miss congeniality.