my wife is making: batter fried chicken wings two ways (korean spice and maple glaze bbq), mini pigs in a blanket (blankets are mini as well), homemade fries, ‘ringed shrimp,’ mini ham salad sandwiches, bbq pork nachos, franco-canadian-iberian tourtière empanadas, be-bouled spinach and artichoke dip, deviled eggs,…

I am on a cooking spree:

Probably pizza from Costco because 1) I’m lazy and 2) I am only here for the Gaga Halftime Show.

Millions voted because they were/are die-hard Republicans who would follow any Republican off the cliff. And Millions voted for him because they are bigots.

Ollie’s headed to the White House. Pussy’s about to grab back.

I need to know: did Kylie feel “island vibes”, too?

Last night I walked down an extra long mega staircase in the local art gallery, totally wasted, on heels, holding my purse in one hand and a full glass of beer in the other. ME FOR PRESIDENT. BOW DOWN TO ME, STAIR MINIONS.

Yes he is, he needs something to hold on to - probably because of his age or his giant fat head stuffed with rocks.

aw heck.

I think rather than the “knowing he has limited time in office” strategy, his handlers are using the “do all the cartoonishly terrible things at once so we overwhelm the opposition and they can’t fight back” strategy.

I think we need to mobilize and each find one or two specific causes we can target, while being…

I was feeling fired up/ready to go from the march, but THIS shit?

My heart is broken by this. And I’m furious.

In a very small bit of good news, the NE state representative is being given a kind of ultimatum. If he doesn’t resign by tonight the legislation will take up a resolution to expel him tomorrow morning. He won’t resign; he dug his heels in pretty hard after that skype thing.

me:

FINALLY! I have been waiting for this for entirely too long!

This is the second beauty column we’ve gotten in the last month! Yay!

NEW BEAUTY COLUMN?

Fuck that paparazzi asshole.