hrm. i had always thought of him as an ass man.

That Asshole: my inauguration is going to be the yugest, most glamorous star-studded amazing event ever. All the biggest names are calling me up, begging to perform for me and my supporters!

I read it’s being completely recast and reimagined as a vampire saga.

Anyone else hate the New Years Rockin Eve? Once again,Fergie’s doing her stupid poses and hair flipping like she thinks she’s hot stuff. And seeing Jenny McCarthy makes me just want to yell at someone.

I’ll have you know I’m laying on my BED eating Mallomars wearing these bad boys....that are velvet leggings... SO THERE (Black Milk Model’s gams, not my gams)

Wooo last Craft Thread of 2017!!

Lutheran or Canadian?

My husband once pissed me off before a flight. I stared out the window in silence for three hours, out the bus window for one hour and then through a 30 minute information session at the hotel, before finally continuing our fight once ensconced in our room. These people need to be sentenced to a rage repression…

He’s a pretty special beast, in my humble opinion! (Can you believe someone gave this handsome fellow away? But I wish them all the best, because he was just what my family was missing)

She also dressed up in literal redface. In 2015. To play Princess Tiger Lily, a horribly racist character from a 100+ year old book that never should have been onscreen in this century let alone played by a rich white woman who only got where she is through nepotism.

I don’t know why this is so large. Anyway, I am obviously an inexperienced cross-stitcher. However, I’ve recently been discharged from hospital after a three week stay due to anxiety issues. While in there, I did a lot of mindfulness (compulsory twice a day in there!) and one of the main themes is to bring yourself…

Made slippers for ME ME ME!

To celebrate this shitty year coming to a close, here is the fattest picture of this fat baby. She’s like the only good thing to happen in 2016.

A (slightly wonky) felt ornament tree got made tonight. Now I just need to make some ornaments and my daughter can play with this one instead of the real thing.

Some time during the summer, someone posted about oil slick hair and I became obsessed. I grew out my hair and finally went in today to get it dyed. Asked for the colors to be a little brighter than oil slick and am super excited about the results. Thank you to whoever posted about it!!! (Sorry if pics are huge)

My latest cakes - turned out pretty well.

I started a little stained glass sloth suncatcher for my little bro. I’ll rig it up so it’s “hanging” from a chain (that will ultimately be its hanging method). Some of these glass cuts are a beast, but it’s still fun.

Perfect! I saw it in light blue last Saturday and thought it was odd, but last night I read your explanation about that’s how you trace it. D’oh.

No beauty thread? Where’s dances with peeps?