“Daddy Bieber—a regular source of these animal issues—once allegedly tossed their bulldog Karma (which Justin bought) off a balcony”

I just died. Thanks, Obama.

Who the fuck is Charlemagne?

I hear Dana and Fox are on it.

I’m crying because I’m so old and square that I don’t know who these people are :*(

Holy ears.

oh definitely. Frank <3's Kraft.

Cholula is my favorite for most Mexican food. In fact, there are like 9 varieties of hot sauce in my house, each for different cuisine. Tabasco goes on breakfast foods. Frank’s goes on pizza and wings (and, occasionally, fried tofu.) Sriracha goes on fish and vegetables. My system is perfect, y’all.

What’s this life for?

same same. love this post.

What a basic bitch.

Mmm dessert beef.