Actually the article's wrong on one point - Michelle Yeoh is playing the captain of the USS Shenzhou, not the Discovery. *polishes nerd glasses*

To me, the main problem with it was that there were no thought-provoking thematic elements, as there have been in most of the other ones. What was the message of this movie? It takes teamwork to solve problems?

That map image is really poorly rasterized.

Try LOAD * ,8 ,1

I wonder what sound effect would work better at that point - record scratch? Slide whistle? Canned laughter?

Doesn't seem like much fun for the first 9.

I've always thought the odd-numbered seasons were the better ones.

"Watch Tilda Swinton and Benedict Cumberbatch play a game of Jenga… with their Cheekbones"

Do I count?

Haha, and here I was trying to avoid reading it!

I haven't read your spoiler - just wondering how you've seen more than two episodes?

And The Lich on Adventure Time!

Now can we finally get a release date for the season 7 finale?

What version of Star Trek Beyond did you see that "uses its action sparingly"? It was non-stop action in a generic good-guys vs. bad-guys plot and even less original sci-fi influence than the last two.

It's C2-B5, so why are you calling it an R2? It's a C2!

And just because you don't like it, doesn't make it bad.

You mean seahorses.

You just roll your eyes and sick your finger down your throat.

Pictures of guns don't kill people. Real guns kill people.

And Air Fortress!