That would probably be treading too close to Subaru territory.

Also they bought the CR-V because they had a third kid.....Three kids! You are not fitting two kids and a car seat comfortably in the back of a CR-V.

You forgot to link a YouTube video

Fuck, Shit, Pussy, Cock.

For those who can’t view the video at work (or wherever)...

What is the foot pedal for??

Also wanted to point out that the audio jack was removed on the iPhone 7. You’ll either need an adapter or buy a mic with a lightning plug.

I could maybe do a threesome, but she’s afraid she would get jealous, and I get that if I’m present in any capacity it could present problems for her exploration of herself.

Sort of, but that’s what it will ultimately come down to. The guy even said his GF admitted to likely feeling jealous in a threesome situation. I’d fully expect those feelings to crop up if he also went poly. She wants to explore but doesn’t want to feel the jealousy of him doing the same. That sort of imbalance,…

Remove her sexuality from the equation.

I have the same feeling as you do but I want to try illustrating it another way.

While initially I thought it was more complex than that... I really don’t think that it is.

If your girlfriend wants to explore sex with other women, shouldn’t you also get to explore sex with other women?

What’s good for the goose...

Basically, the answer is be poly or be monogamous, but don’t do anything one-sided.

I may get some flak for this (especially because I suspect I won’t word this as carefully as I should), but:

Please tell me someone is writing this dystopian novel.

I can’t think of a faster way to kill these memes.

Or we are super paranoid and don’t have any such social internet presence! That’s right, I don’t even have a linkedin - and somehow, I’m employed anyway!

Data brokers. This post and this post are good explainers, but it’s basically info that many people unknowingly give away by opting into certain apps and tools and online services. Which is why it’s always important to read the terms.

“Sorry, you don’t have enough online presence to buy a house.”

Presuming they do, I would hope they would use relevant memes posted from your account.