NCAA Once Again Bans Fun.

Good, that band sucked.

I’d gladly hand you cash if it meant I didn’t have to show up with a salad, side, or desert.

How do you reach adulthood without figuring out how to talk to a friend about money? This isn’t hitting up an aquaintance for a loan or asking for a raise. This is being able to say “are we splitting this cab?” or “I got this.” It should not be hard.

It seems like only Gawker writers tend to be friends with this kind of terrible person.

Juan Uribe: still in the league.

Wolfram alpha has been able to do this for a long time.

I too am not familiar with what happened. I’m 31 and all I remeber was I LOVED watching CART racing around tracks and street courses! I even had a their video game for Dreamcast. BUT.....As soon as CART ended that was that. I have never bothered to see an Indy since.

Indycar will never recover from the damage caused by Tony George.

This is bad kinja.

Yeahhhhhhh....no.

NO. GO FUCK YOURSELF.

Young prodigy out of ITT Tech in Saskatoon. Interned under Tommy Mack. Managed professionally by the stellar network systems director Butch Williamson while at Pasqua Hospital in Regina, Saskatchawan. Great IT senses out there, can solve any login credential issues.

You never know. One day he might be in a position to tell everyone about where the IT guy went to high school, the names of his parents, and how strong and muscular his thighs are.

well at least they have teams in the hockey sport playoffs to watch!

Still cleaner than Rio water.

The kid appears to know the path to righteousness.

You seem nice, but this is a demonstrably incorrect opinion.

Pickles? Opinion invalid. No wonder Texas sucks.

Help! I’ve Fallon and I can’t get up!

Man, remember when Discovey had actual educational/informative programming? I’m old.