I don’t understand Twitch. It’s like someone opened a garbage store, then one day decided, “I can’t have all this trash lying around here!”

If they didn’t want us to eat it, they wouldn’t put ‘cream’ right there on the bottle.

It would help if you, oh I don’t know, posted an actual picture of the murder hornets in your 2 articles. Only showing the non-murder bees just cements their image into our brains when you say “murder hornet”.

If by “insufferable douche,” you mean “eclectic oddball personality who spends a massive amount of time and money helping the needy” then sure. https://www.google.com/search?q=guy+fieri+donates&rlz=1C1GCEU_enUS867US867&oq=guy+fieri+donates&aqs=chrome..69i57.2283j1j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

Being vegan is a big missed steak. 

Articles like this remind me that people are stupid, and common sense isn’t so common.

Did you plan on buying a used Mercedes F1 car before this?

I am intrigued by your Food Voltron and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

The real change is the friends she made along the way...

Fuck everyone involved in this story. Fucking morons.

But Jingle Bells is a Thanksgiving song...

I love milk and always have. I will defend my snow white beverage of choice until the end! How can you make real hot cocoa without milk? What would my special spaghetti sauce be without that dash of cream at the end? And dammit, YOU EAT CEREAL WITH MILK. I don’t wanna hear from you weirdos who eat it dry or whatever.

Yes, but dammit, we COOK with it. Let’s see you make all your lovely baked goods, sauces, and mac n cheese dishes without it!

Wow... I’ve never seen a company try as hard as Netflix is, to drive away Subscribers....

lmao hes been putting out shit for years dont bullshit yourself

If anyone wants to know what college and college students are really like:

Aw Man, bummed to see Barq’s MIA, really curious how that one would have stacked up. Been my preferred choice for forever.

“how it’s possible that I see so many brand new trucks and SUVs driving around.”

He also seems like the kind of person that can take a joke. I’d assume Andrew Zimmern goes apeshit everytime someone makes fun of his restaurant.

Wait, Ash’s mom has a name?! And it’s not “Ash’s Mom”?