So to paraphrase, the first bit was him saying running today sucks because no one just gets out and runs for running’s sake, and the second bit is how running today sucks because there are too many people doing the marathons just to do them for the joy of doing them and not trying to be competitive? Did he have any…

“I was an inept and lonely teen, awkward and reflexively standoffish; I wanted to be cool and well-liked...”

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It sounds like the problem is that you’re a fucking idiot (not that this is news by any stretch) rather than anything the Xbox is doing.

Police were called according to the witness

A brief comment that’s funnier and more relevant than anything in the nearly thousand word “satirical” article it’s in response to.

Harvey has been with Jimmy Stewart all morning.

If he’s on your team, he won’t injure your players? At least not during a game?

That’s San Jose Sharks alternate captain Raffi Torres.

Shocking to find out this man has poor judgement.

Can any Sharks fan tell me what’s the reasoning behind signing this piece of shit athlete?

“These players are so sensitive...” Stephen A. scoffs before threatening an NBA player who said he wouldn’t talk to him.

I fucking love that Justine Sacco is Fan Duel’s director of communications. How perfect.

no i’m pretty sure that’s the inside of a ps3. vaginas look very different. have you ever seen one?

Still salty over losing GamerGate I see.

Because Boston fans are delusional, perpetually aggrieved loons.

Force a settlement in a civil lawsuit, probably.

I believe the word is that the DNA evidence came back negative on Kane’s DNA. So she was trying to make it look like the evidence had been tampered with so it would cast more suspicion on Kane.

I’m assuming at the end he tearfully points at Pacman Jones and yells, “I learned it from watching you!”

I drunkenly bought a Pavel Datsyuk “I got the moves like Datsyuk” shirt, which, while I am a DRW/13 fan and agree with the sentiment is... a little embarrassing to wear.

Ok go back to your cars and houses.

Stop watching. It’s liberating. The game time is mostly filled with inaction and penalties anyway.