English in general looks the same. They have like 4 or 5 faces among them.

Honestly it’s not helped by the fact that a lot of the British aristocracy/upper class is so damn inbred that they look pretty much the same.

This week was when I started to be amazed that we are still here! I was sure we’d all be dead by now. I guess I still have to go to work.

I laughed and then I was like, man, why am I laughing this is true and then I laughed some more.

Kim Cattrell is everyone who has ever been pressured to join an office kickball team/potluck lunch/baby shower group gift.

Sir, you are BALDING. No one notices your bod, Dad or otherwise, because of that giant blank space on your head.

This morning i finally accepted the fact that we’re probably not going to even get the chance to age due to the ever worsening state of our country so I just ate some pie and enjoyed myself.

Wasn’t Little House on the Prairie about a girl, more or less? Facts of Life. Punky Brewster. Square Pegs.

Also... what’s up with the, like, spray-on hair he’s been sporting the last few years?? YOU’RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE.

When I woke up to the Vegas news yesterday all I could do was ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

This week completely broke me. The events in Puerto Rico and vegas make me so profoundly sad and depressed.

This is a legit question, no snark intended at all. Why do you need a new baby monitor for an 8 month old? Can you not hear him when he cries from his room and need that extra coverage?

An annoying, intrusive, bossy know-it-all who tries to take over parenting your children? They should call this the “Mother-in-Law” or maybe just the “Marie.”

But, how will this right a wrong? I’m willing to believe most-though not all-women who wear a burqa do it to conform to someone’s authority at home or in their community but, if they can’t wear it outside, we’re guaranteeing that they never leave the house which will put them even more under that person or community’s…

“Why is society always so frightened of people who think outside the box?”, Jame Gump, Fashion Iconoclast

I don’t watch this show, but the realness of this scenario choked me up. Sixteen years ago my daughter was stillborn at full-term and some of my most comforting “memories” are the moments where I am feeling broken by the loss and I put her back into my narrative. I see her in the passenger seat of my car as I drive,…

Yeah.

Kardashains are just like 45, will do anything for ratings, damn talentless reality starts.

It was AHHHH-MAyyyy-zing.

Well it seems to be fucking up the point of the original statue. The bull isn’t a hooray Wall St power symbol, it was meant to criticize the insanity of greed driving the market to collapse. It is a big fuck your false idol installation, but now everyone is like yeah girl SHOW THAT BULL which makes the girl the…