That’s the brand that exploded?

I hate you. 

Kids pick up these things and then move onto cigarettes

It’s been so long since I’ve heard the word “emo” used.

I’m replying just to save this post. I wish I could star it twice. 

but assuming they’ve been coming here to observe us without making direct contact up until now requires the same “we’re special” thinking that informs many religious doctrines.

I would probably start by expanding and/or reforming the various US Temporary Foreign Worker programs with an emphasis on H2A and H2B visas (temporary, seasonal workers).

Don’t forget your co-pay.

Yeah I think we pretty much all know someone with his level of talent. The only difference is who his parents are. 

I can’t believe this is a real band. 

I’m sure there’s some reason why this won’t work but... smoke alarms?

I think it’s definitely the context. Like... it’s kind of cute when my husband does it once in awhile and I’m not going to lie and say I don’t return the favor.

Men manipulate women with money

She did make office wide changes, but a man got that started. She didn’t want to lose him.

The apology itself is flawed but decent. The problem is that he didn’t give one until he was backed into a corner by #MeToo.

Reading these responses, I feel like the way to go would be to give some sort of coupon “in case you wanted to try something different next time” or something.

I, personally, would feel weird about taking leftovers from a meal someone else paid for

“PC culture” has made it easier for people to take things in bad faith but the type of jokes that “PC liberals” complain about generally aren’t funny in the first place.

Making men feel included in traditionally female-dominated industries and fields is the next logical step in this whole push for equality.

I think they decided it would be easier to just start objectifying men too.