That’s because he has a penis.

“and a photo showed Franken grabbing a fellow USO performer’s breasts.”

I don’t really disagree, but did it deserve an entire article dogging on him?

Franken grabbed her boobs, huh? The picture actually doesn’t show that, but whatever...

It’s not a day on Splinter if there’s not an article bashing Pete Buttigieg.

Given how Kirsten Gillibrand has been shunned from major party donors and the backlash against her campaign, it doesn’t seem like Pete was wrong. Regardless of your opinions of Franken, we should’ve waited for a complete investigation.

and a photo showed Franken grabbing a fellow USO performer’s breasts.

This website has kind of gone off the rails

I love the Russo brothers. From their Community episodes to their MCU movies, I love everything I’ve seen.

I don’t know what Gizmodo is smoking but if iTunes is so awful then please name me a convenient alternative to sort and play all the music on my hard drive. And I swear to god if you say Spotify...

For those who actually want to see the deleted scene in question:

Calling people names and telling them to fuck off instead of addressing points you disagree with makes you better than toxic bros how exactly?

Not nonsense. You think she was taking the moral stand for women with that mess? The Al Franken issue wasn’t a test to see who could cry the longest outrage and how fast they could do it. The test was to see if the party would back one of their own who admitted to a mistake and asked for forgivness for that mistake…

Nice.

“Toxic bros”? Really? Consider: Maybe Kirsten just kind of sucks and there’s zero appetite out there, among wither men or women, for a Wall St lawyer turned political opportunist. And that maybe she was kneecapping a perceived political rival in Franken rather than making a principled stand. When Republicans are…

Thank you for fucking posting that. I wish I could give you more stars.

Luis only has the power of great exposition.

Wait, so you just think you can come to this thread and answer all of their questions just because you paid attention during the movie??? Just because you can grasp concepts and follow them to their logical conclusions? That, with your magic ability to not go to the bathroom seven times during the movie you have all…

‘these are less questions and more “Plot elements that the movie itself explains.”’
Thanks, you saved me a job.

You’re doing the work I couldn’t be bothered to, thanks.