well they should at least announce the revolution a few months prior and give some of us a chance to legally move there as US citizens and then join their revolt to get the fuck out of the USA.

I understood that reference.

They're here to "splinter" that vote.

If only he was AOC then I’m sure we’d be reading about how she’s burning and owning with all these replies.

He can do this all day.

Nothing is ever good enough right guys?

This is so dumb.

It’s a slow news day in Splinterville.

Admittedly, my social life consists of conquering the world on Crusader Kings II, but . . . I’m not seeing a lot here to complain about. I mean, yeah, the homophobia-is-a-symptom-of-repressed-gay-status was officially played off by American Beauty, but mostly I see the corny guy who kind of knows he’s corny in those…

He seems like an alright dude to me.

Counterpoint: No, he doesn’t. He’s a genuinely good person who is imperfect, like everyone is, but is actually willing to learn and grow.

Counterpoint:

Counterpoint: This was and remains Good.

That’s because he has a penis.

I don’t really disagree, but did it deserve an entire article dogging on him?

Franken grabbed her boobs, huh? The picture actually doesn’t show that, but whatever...

It’s not a day on Splinter if there’s not an article bashing Pete Buttigieg.

This website has kind of gone off the rails