Only you will have to do that, because clearly it’s what you want to experience. Everyone else will be fine.

“Nobody believed in us.”

This team really is committed to illegally getting stuff released from their balls.

I went to the same high school as his son and he and my parents are friends... spent some time with him, extremely upstanding guy with nothing but integrity and class. Also took my late grandmother on a “date” to the St. Louis Symphony. 

He does consider his cameo in “Pootie Tang” to be one of his worst decisions...…

Not to mention (because somehow they only touch on it briefly) he's literally been self-funding the most politically effective and widespread organizing efforts on Climate Change. 

Imagine getting an invite to the White House and being served the same food you can get delivered to your dorm.

I never played any of the Darksiders games, but I was always interested (due to the Zelda series comparison). Been reading about Darksiders 3 abysmal reviews and I’ve been wondering, if the game is actually bad, or is it because of the gamer trend that I’ve been seeing these past few years?

Honestly, MLB really should try to add a third team in NY or another into LA or an AL team into Philly or a NL team into Boston. All of those markets could easily absorb another team. It won’t happen b/c of the politics but new teams in those locations would probably do better than a team in Portland.

I’m just so disappointed that this article didn’t begin “Avril Lavigne isn’t dead--she’s born again.” It was RIGHT THERE! 

I think it’s that his observations are so basic and shallow.

Are you saying there is something in the deer tonight?  Oh lord!

“You cannot fight for the poor while taking money from the super-rich.”

So, genuinely curious and also kind of concerned here, is there something mentally wrong with Kanye? Like is it confirmed.

...they’re all pursuing the dream of living free from the constraints of civilization, on the run and gradually traveling east after a botched robbery.

Yay, I found a sane person!

I’m honestly as tired as the “John McCain was a terrible terrible person who no one should say nice things about” pieces as the “John McCain was last of a rare and noble breed of American statesmen” pieces. Dude died just yesterday, and in my universe, it’s still poor manners to interrupt other people’s mourning with…

I’m too lazy right now to look up and paste a gif of a treadmill, but imagine one here.

Dafuq is this?

I hate it when right-wingers win, and damned if they haven’t been winning a lot lately. 

This is bad for Marvel, bad for the fans, and bad for Disney. Literally nobody supports this except for Alan Horn and MAGA-bros who’re cheering the fact that the guy who came up with Pizzagate got Disney to fire someone for something they’d already personally apologized for five years ago. Alan Horn needs to go.