You people are morons. Steve McQueen. Steve fucking McQueen: 2d OA at Sebring 1970 1964 ISDT

Oh for fucks sake. I was going to just save all of my frustration to unleash on today’s Why Your Team Sucks (Bears) and then move on with my fucking life. Had a little plan to get some work done, think of a few things that have been gnawing at my soul since that fucking missed kick and then welcome all the “haha go…

You sound like a true car enthusiast.

Thank god we don’t live in a better civilization.

That is the weird part. I don’t think our BMD program inconveniences Russia at all. We have barely demonstrated the ability to stop a couple rogue missiles on a pre-planned perfectly ballistic trajectory. Several targets or one MIRV would give the system a heart attack. Unless Russia fires exactly one missile at us,…

It probably won’t be noticeable once the obligatory push bar grill guard is installed.

This right here. The 0-100-0 stat is part of Shelby history. To not understand that when talking about the new GT500 and why Ford used it is to show a lack of that history.  

There is history in this: The original 427 Cobra was legendary for many years its 0-100-0 feat, so much so that Motor Trend years later pitted the Viper against it. Remember, back in the 1960s, most cars had terrible brakes and a lot of weight to handle. The Cobra legend arose because it was essentially a race car for…

It took me a minute to realize those were two photos side by side, and not one photo showing one Thunder player doubled over in ball pain while a rampaging Green kicks another one in the balls right next to him.

Weirdly, the Broncos special celebrity coach was Dick Trickle.

Sounds great, came 6 years too late.

BL didn’t need dipsticks at all.  If it ever stopped leaking, you needed to add oil.

But also, don’t bank too much on a customer base that’s aging out/dying off. Or you’ll actually end up like Harely Davidson.

People need to be reminded of the population density of this country every time this comes up.

Schaumburg is essentially one large outdoor mall comprised of large indoor malls and retail spaces connected by parking lots and a 10% sales tax. I’d say avoid it at all costs, but there is a Garrett’s Popcorn...

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I love the lack of any reaction from the pedestrian standing on the corner. Not that I’m surprised seeing as this is such a common thing.

(sound of crickets)

The Wizards succeed only in making the Bulls look like a competent front office

It was a joke. If I didn’t care about print I would have selectively quoted everything juicy that Chris got in his interview.