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The Wizards succeed only in making the Bulls look like a competent front office

It was a joke. If I didn’t care about print I would have selectively quoted everything juicy that Chris got in his interview.

Paul Brown, writer: “Hey, Megan Greenwell, editor-in-chief of Deadspin, I’d like to pitch you a story.”

Generally bigger motors do not have to work as hard to make the same power as the smaller motors.

The CBS tweet about Lin winning a title(and throwing shade at Carmelo) was absolute gold.

True, gotta see if you get the right trim. Now, they’re not quite under $20K but some 2017 3.0turbo V6 versions are under $25K now and with 400HP 400 lB ft, AWD it is proper sleeper (Car&Driver tested it at 4.8s 0-60) if you dont mind the older platform and comparatively smaller interior vs the competition. It's no…

I once lied about eating the last two Oreos in the package. My wife asked me if I’d eaten them and I said yes and she got mad. But I actually hadn’t eaten them yet. I lied about having already eaten them just so I could save them for later and eat them while she took our daughter to soccer practice. And then I ate…

The answer lies in why the 747 has fallen out of favor in commercial use (note that it’s still being used, what’s stopped is the new orders). The reason is that it’s less economical compared to smaller more fuel efficient craft. In many routes that governments used to require 3-4 engines for, airlines are now allowed…

Maybe I’m just used to my Fiesta ST, but I had one of these as a loaner for a weekend and this thing felt like a boat with no sporting qualities other than the (laggy) acceleration.

If an 18-year-old says he scored nine times, it means he maaaybe got one handjob.

This kid’s got a bright athletic future as long as he keeps practicing

It’s not PEMDAS, it’s BEDMAS.

I took your advice

Hasn’t this sort of thing always been present in horse racing? A jockey could always question how another horse ran and get that horse DQ’d for something like this. That is why they won’t cash tickets till the scoreboard says “official” and this system exists because horse racing survives off gambling, which is why it…

That’s not front-wheel-drive.

NP just for the SVT alone. Time and a foggy memory lets me think fondly of my ‘98 Contour SVT. Nothing like reversing through a drive-thru because the electric window is broken on a car with less than 50 miles on it. The SVT part of the car was awesome though.

I like basketball

I get it, man. Waiting on lab results is a harrowing experience.