Automatic? Sad face. I would have said NP but for that.

Thank you for participating.

Then explain all the murder in the documentary I saw about John Wick.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Good list of myths. However even acknowledging they’re myths I still think it’s not crazy for healthy adults who don’t work with children or in healthcare to skip the flu shot. That’s not to say it’s a bad idea to get the flu shot, but (IMO) it’s not clearly a good one if you make some reasonable assumptions about the…

The barge should have been gunning it at the shore to stay in place. That’s standard practice. If it was, then maybe its engines weren’t strong enough to resist the force from the truck...

Oklahoma was literally founded on the idea that you should be able to just take things away from Native Americans if you want it bad enough so I am not surprised.

Newton Meters

Bomby-McBombface

The fact that she thought a domestic violence charge would end a career in the NFL is hilarious....

wasn’t there already a Browns emoji?

“Oh, goddamnit. Now everyone is going to think I’m a Colts fan.” -Rex Ryan

That’s not Finnegan, it’s Freiburger.

Up until about, oh, ninety seconds ago I was a firm opponent of the death penalty.

As a final fitting tribute to the punter, the family gives up possessions.

The refs had Illinois giving 45

In all my years of swimming, I never saw a “ceremonial first swim”.