I have no stance on eagles, beyond the opinion that they should spend more time killing geese.

I don’t know what part of the Midwest you were in, but around here everyone thinks they are a trash bird that spends its time shitting on golf courses. And walking around with a conveniently golf ball sized head at the end of a long golf tee like neck, acting like I wouldn’t murder its smug ass given half a chance.

Fuck geese. Goose is a trash bird. I hope it dies next time.

seriously...

Still not the worst beating suffered by a Ventura on the mound.

However, some cities are giant pits. Gary, Indiana comes to mind.

You could be right, but you still cannot escalate to deadly force unless your life is in danger. I can’t pull my gun just because some guy is giving me the finger. No one wants to walk away anymore.

Freddy, we’re gonna have one of those meetings later where I talk and you listen.

Can’t see Zumwalt class....

Not even to scale? Tyler would not stand for this.

I’m more impressed by the Model X + 4c vs. 4c drag race. The Tesla is monstrous.

Are the sugar free bears available on this deal?

Are the sugar free bears available on this deal?

Eyes Wide Shut is a terrible movie. I mean just awful.

Hello, Mr. Atherton. Are you the new regular at FTA, or just guest authoring?

“basically an LS1 V8 with two cylinders lopped off”

Somewhere Barbaro is looking down on this race and still not comprehending any of this, because he is a horse.

If there was an MLB manager who owned a horse that dropped dead after a race, I thought for sure it would have been Dusty Baker.

Brian Anderson. Jon Mabry. Those two are definitely Guys I Remember.

That’s amazing audio quality for something that was recorded and posted online 164 years ago!