Can’t see Zumwalt class....

Not even to scale? Tyler would not stand for this.

I’m more impressed by the Model X + 4c vs. 4c drag race. The Tesla is monstrous.

Are the sugar free bears available on this deal?

Are the sugar free bears available on this deal?

Hello, Mr. Atherton. Are you the new regular at FTA, or just guest authoring?

“basically an LS1 V8 with two cylinders lopped off”

Somewhere Barbaro is looking down on this race and still not comprehending any of this, because he is a horse.

If there was an MLB manager who owned a horse that dropped dead after a race, I thought for sure it would have been Dusty Baker.

Brian Anderson. Jon Mabry. Those two are definitely Guys I Remember.

Electricals, but for a different reason. I don’t want to hack up my wiring harness when I have no idea what I’m doing. Totally foreign world of fixes there.

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

The likelihood of me ever owning a, say, Ferrari California, long wheelbase, is about as high as my owning a Ford GT, yet somehow that doesn’t diminish my lust for the things.

I don’t buy that at all.

Cuteness Overload: Sabine Edition

I was a Gateway 2000 person back in the day.

Yes! Love me some Freezepop! Judging by most of the music you guys put on these posts, I would probably enjoy working in an office with you all.

Aren’t the existing plate designs grandfathered in? I’m pretty sure the sticker only applies to new designs that are introduced.

I call this configuration- None More Black

The only aliens allowed at Augusta are the grounds crew.