He flies under the radar because he looks like a racist ghost who died during plastic surgery.

Game is the right word for it. It’s a play right out of a pickup artist “Emotional abuse for dummies” manual.

I certainly will.

Suppression of the free press...

My notification read,

Let’s split the difference and agree that the flight attendant is an idiot without insulting people based on their professions.

Somebody needs to remake The Shout, but with an all-female cast. That’ll give the ‘gaters something to both cry about [women in mah films] and agree with [women making sounds kills people].

A running list of all Donald’s sexual assault victims is located here. And here. Here’s a complete list of people, places, and things that Donald Trump has insulted on Twitter. Here is a list of the lies Donald Trump has told just this week. Here are Donald’s greatest lies of 2015 which was later amended in June…

I too like to announce my stalkerish wedding plans to a strange teenagers since they are known collectively as gentle and caring listeners.

Yeah, you have to ovulate from both sides more or less simultaneously, so it’s pretty rare for that to happen. In my case, they’re not even entirely sure the right side is completely functional.

And where is the gravitational pull on her earring coming from?

I’m a twin of sorts as my mom has this condition and got pregnant in both at the same time! The doctors told her it wouldn’t happen and were dumbfounded when it did. I’m fond of telling people I am a twin who never have a share a womb or a room. :)

My mother always told me when I was little that if I walked around barefoot outside I would get pinworms. I’m assuming this is how you got yours, only not barefooted.

They aren’t vaginal. They are tiny (pin) worms that take up residence in your anus. They are visible and itchy as hel because you can (bleurgh) feel them squirm. They sometimes go around in classrooms because of improper hand washing.

I met a hilariously charming mom recently who nicknamed her in-utero babies “lefty” and “righty” because each pregnancy had utilized a separate uterus (which is rare, usually only one uterus “takes”). She also explained that her and her husband used condos throughout her pregnancy lest she get double-pregnant, which…

Well, no one would. A gyno who says “Wow” is an asshole.

I don’t even have to read the rest of the posts- you win.

Oh MY GOD. I am so sorry that happened. I’ve had all three (pinworms when I was 7) and I’d rather light myself on fire then have them all at once.

Dayum!

OMG!! That’s truly awful.