It would have been better if when Kylie finally turned around her face was a decrepit ghost and she lunged at the camera and killed Rob.

Rly tho I’m onto you Mitchy

Hey Little Sister what have you done?

Does anyone else think that nun actually looks like Mitch McConnell in disguise?

The only thing dumber than some of us is all of us, together.

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Need to see a chicken & waffles version.

well, there was one legacy girl in my freshman American lit class who kept calling “Queequeg” “queeped” in class when we were discussing Moby Dick...but she was the outlier lol.

We all know he was expelled because he raped someone, but I have to say, as a Yale alum, FUCKING FINALLY. This has been a problem on campus (and other campuses obvz) for awhile, but its good to see that Yale is doing the right thing here.

Bad? Sure. Any more awful than your average college athlete rapist? Probably not. This is Yale, so more likely he raped the wrong senator or CEO’s daughter.

She right and I love her boots.

Granted. Please also start a Tumblr.

Cargo Pants: “I’ll hold your stuff. You just go and make friends”

In regards to “dress how you want to be addressed”:

One time, my friend’s brother’s cousin’s neighbor’s sister’s stepdaughter’s boyfriend was walking by a park wearing a baseball cap, and the next thing you know, he was captured, forced to play short stop for six months, and then won the World Series.

Next time I see a guy in cargo pants I’m going to force him to build me a house. I mean, walking around looking all probably-owns-a-hammer...what did he think would happen? #CarpenterLookingAssBitch.

People only do if you choose to tell them, goats do not because they are goats.

Or, more specifically, she “picked it up” after it “hit Blake in the head and fell on the floor.”