I’m confused. I thought the reason Louie Gohmert has a major man crush on the NRA and an unhealthy love of guns is precisely for situations where he doesn’t feel safe. Because as we all know, white, male, Republican politicians in Texas are a historically persecuted and disenfranchised group.

That’s what anyone struggling to read looks like

Nah, Trump sensed a draft come into the room, so he was dodging it.

Relevant meme:

All I’m sayin’ yo.

So, just so we are clear here is a quick summary of Tammy Duckworth’s life:

I see that fiscal responsibility is as dear to him as it is most Republicans.

America has had too much of his bullshit. More importantly, the rest of the world has had enough of his bullshit. Many Americans will disagree but the rest of the globe are done with the shit show. America has become a punchline. Fix it. Seriously.

As a long time bartender, wrapping someone up in a bear hug and walking them out usually saves that someone’s drunk obnoxious shit-talking ass from getting beat. Badly. As well as protecting everyone else in the room.

Or not. I have yet to meet one person IRL that has had anything bad to say about it.

Guys, one of these days, Canada is going to get sick of the USA bullshit and take us over. And then, we’ll all be sorry.

He’s from my goddamn state. We were laughing when he “uninvited” Trump to the state.

I can’t believe I’m living through this.

Typical left-wing pinko liberal media bias tactics #101: quote people accurately.

I personally wish I was at the diner where pence was when he found out. It was apparently so bad that his staffers had to clear the press pool from the restaurant.

This fucking election. I can’t. This is a presidential election!!!

You know what happens when you use the term “cuck” as an insult? You look like a pathetic coward, because only someone who’s immersed themselves in the internet alt-right echo chamber and is afraid to go out and interact with real people think that term is the devastating barb you silly chucklefucks believe it to be.

And the ratings for the Daily Show are more like 850K but why should he let facts ruin a good dumb argument. *shrug*

You know, after like 20+ years or so.....

child the daily show’s been on since 96.