It’s not the Olympics until a wire item from the AP details how many free condoms will be distributed to the Olympic Village.

To completely miss the point of your comment, Serie A > Ligue 1

He violated one of the unwritten rules by hitting a home run while a member of the San Diego Padres.

Gandhi better get his shit together this time. The wolf in sheep’s clothing gimmick won’t work on me anymore. Dick.

At least we know that he’s not gay like Michael Sam; that would have been a distraction.

McGregor fake retiring has gotten the fight more publicity than an infinite number of press conferences. He is better at his job than Dana White is. Let the man work.

Good riddance? He’s the best thing to happen to MMA in ages you clown, love him or hate him his entertainment value is off the charts

This seems to be the least likely of all the possible scenarios.

Would crowdfund.

“Hello, Rick Reilly? Yes, Deadspin here- look, I know we’ve had our differences in the past, but we have an assignment for you.”

Do you want to question Zizzou on what he has or has not done? I do not want to be that man.

Do we get a lesbian vibe from an openly gay woman? Yeah, we kinda do.

This is a good start, if women’s sports want to be equal to men’s

As a sign of solidarity, Wambach’s former teammate Hope Solo murdered a homeless man.

Yeah, he’s going to read this and get his feelings hurt.

“This is not what the Atlanta Falcons are about and it is not how we are going to conduct ourselves.”

For those that are wondering about the threesome: Boras was screwing Harvey and the Mets at the same time.

The highlight of my life arrived when I fired up a vid console and saw me, LT #77, right there in virtual reality. Every time one of my kids hits another milestone in their pathetic lives I have to go home, turn on my PS2, and see me, LT #77, in crystal clear virtual reality, in order to feel anything at all. My…

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