“I won french scramble?”

George W. Bush: [sits in grade school classroom]
Aide: [tells him 9/11 happened]
Bush: [sits]
Bush: [sits]
Bush: [sits]
Bush: [sits]
Bush: [sits]
Bush: [sits]
Bush: [wonders why it was a day earlier than planned]
Baseball Player: [slams pie in Bush’s face]

Going to get a lot of unique visitors for this grandma creampie video, all of whom will leave, in a huff, & very, very disappointed.

I originally read this as she survived but also killed her husband. O.o

They also considered instituting a ban on hitting women, but they didn't want to go overboard.

Three words for you: Radio. On. Internet.

“Sorry judge, in the case of the State vs. Donovan McNabb, we the jury are deadlocked”

“Hey Russ, we know you want $25M a year, but what would you do if we took all that “extra stuff” off the table, and just did it Jesus’ way?”

“I grew up in a wealthy suburb of Washington, D.C., in a house with 18 rooms, a big backyard and half a block from one of the best public high schools in the country. We weren’t rich, but we were definitely comfortably middle class.”

“I’m sorry, but your argument is wrong from start to finish.”

I guess this means another Royal in the All Star Game.

“The Jordan Spieth of tubed beef.”

Did the baby live?

You sound fun to hang with.

Liverpool, the St Louis Cardinals of football

Nobody puts Baby in a hot corner.

The kid’s tommy john surgery has been scheduled for next Tuesday.

I’d still say there’s something in Musk and others’ “saving humanity” philosophy. 1, we’re a species of explorers, and we’re pretty much done on Earth with that. We need stuff to do, places to go, and the other things.

No, major league baseball does not abide by your local co-ed softball rules.