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Blair Walsh Lived A Kicker’s Nightmare

For some reason I don’t feel like blaming the loss on the only guy who scored points for his team yesterday.

It was the greatest twist of all time IMO as I would absolutely make Ryan Lochte my sex idiot but ESPECIALLY if he were repping Hut paraphernalia.

wow now there’s a women who stands by herman

“Bill Belichick asked for the kick on the overtime coin toss.”
New England Fan: IMPOSSIBLE! The player must have made a mistake. Belichick is a GENIUS! He would never made a decision like that. I DEMAND they replay the entire game.

“Jim Tomsula got confused by a pass play.”
San Fransicso Fan: Yeah. That happens.

Visit while you still can folks. The massive influx of people moving to PDX seeking real world Portlandia is killing Portland’s charm the way that grunge and coffee fiends killed Seattle in the 90’s.

The Pivot? You mean that thing you do when you’ve got yourself stuck in a tight spot so you keep spinning and spinning in the hope of extracting yourself from the situation. Hmm.

Why on earth do you think this is funny? You’re part of the problem.

Please forgive this rant and don’t come at me with any bullshit “you’re anti Islam” comments.