I'm drawing a blank but I'm really disappointed to see no Monkey On Your Back jokes. MauryCompton where are you when we need you?

I'm sorry, but after seeing Saget in The Aristocrats he will always have a special place in my heart.

Sure, go right ahead and screw up your kid. After this auspicious birth, what will you do 5 years later when your tyke feels an emptiness so deep even Dora can't help? The emptiness he can't explain beyond something is 'missing'. The emptiness that comes from being apart from his grizzly doula?

Hell no I'm sharing my creamy goodness with my 4-legged buddy. The rule in our house was always the animals could have human food when they started earning human money and could buy their own treats.

Why Mr. Metge, why do you demand this?

"They’ve traveled across the country, staying with friends, living in and out of their car and picking up odd jobs or doing trades when they need money, food or supplies...'“We are all about living off the earth,' says Adam."

Supposedly even Brad Pitt

Oh yeah? Well you're so ugly you mom had to tie a pork chop around your neck to get the dog to play with you. And your mama wears combat boots.

Now I'm highly curious on this topic. To your point, no contract can contain language that circumvents laws. As an example in the few states that have made mandatory arbitration contracts illegal, you cannot enforce a contract that contains that clause for a resident of that state. In the same manner, if a ToS is…

Ditto. It was the near hemorrhage-level out of nowhere that first sent me to the doctor. And I'm not going to apologize for TMI...this is a menopause thread on a women-centric blog and by god being a woman is gross at times! My doc recommended an endometrial ablation where they laser off the uterus lining. You…

Okay, that I can live with. As in I'm a pure techy who has her whole house wired, computers on every TV and uses Skype as her major phone line. But for some reason I'm freaked out by the day when video calling becomes normalized...and the thought of somebody calling me and being able to see me without my permission…

I had to make assumptions, but do you struggle with ED? Not that it matters, but that's where my perspective was forged and where my thoughts are. I've been working with anorexia the past 3 years with the past 8 months doing extraordinary well (since I still have to think and plan for my illness daily I hate the…

Per everyone else, I'm also for having an independent inspection. But if it's truly Honda Certified, it does come with a damn good warranty. From their site: "Thanks to one of the most extensive used-car warranties in the business, every Honda Certified Used Car comes with peace of mind. It covers major engine and…

I like the cut of your jib. You have an open invitation to be the boss of me anytime you want.

I agree with the move on sentiment of the others, but I think all the 'fuck him' is a bit much. You want to keep a connection to your past and 'always try' to keep some kind of contact. Other people like to move on and close the chapter when relationships have run their course. Neither is 'right' or 'wrong', it is…

At mid-40s I've been 'diagnosed' as peri-menopausal and the change in periods is the absolute worst! Up until now I was always the textbook 28 1/2 days between with almost exact 5 day periods. Have never been on the pill but the only time I was late was the 2 times I was pregnant.

Too bad. My cat is a great mouser but seems to ethically fall into the catch, play with, and release camp. I was going to offer to send you a free replacement ;-)

Well you took what was going to be my snarky answer. After years of running because the Mr & ankle-biter did, I finally learned to absolutely love it by giving it up and taking up biking instead. Now when I'm commuting to work on my bike, I just love passing up the morning joggers ;-)

You know as an atheist I always get a bit suspicious when the old men want to keep all the fabulous hats for themselves.

And now Toronto has Rob Ford as a leader. Don't go trying to tell me you're country hasn't gone to hell in a handbasket, eh?